Growing Up
Wow. Who knew getting married could be so fruitful? Tom came with an accountant, so this is the first tax season I haven't broken out into a cold sweat as April approaches.
[house porn and heartbreak redacted].
Work is kick ass lately, but it is also kicking my ass. I have never loved my job (or any job) more than I love this one right now. I should come up with a clever name, like the Queen did for her employer, like maybe Mario (from a constant misreading of a memorial plaque on my way into the building). And then, when I'm irritated with my job or my employer, I can call it Wario.
So, I totally love my job here at Mario. Even though today I feel like I landed on a Bowser space.
(I have lost two potential foreclosure houses by thiiissss much. I need a better line on these).




















Now I feel compelled to figure out where you work.