To all concerned the breast comment was appropriate (you had to be there) No cancer just a summer hairdo or dont as the case may be. Started with a mowhawk. Fishing trip is still on.
The only thing that would have made it better is if your husband's exwife was the boss whose job you just took, and/or it was her forclosed house that you were moving into.
Step 1: Get Husband Step 2: Steal Underpants Step 3: Step 4: Get Bosses Job. Step 5: Make lots of money. Step 6: Buy house.
Tell him to enjoy these first couple of years.